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Giant Rats

There are giant rats in Florida.

Some have been reported to be as large as a raccoon.

Damn, scary.

Reported by:

Stroh Hemian

Update: Giant Rats Are Having Sex

The rats are expected to reproduce.

The streets will no doubt be covered with damaging rat semen. Environmentalists are taking to the streets in protest of the giant rat 'sem-a-facation.'

Updated by:

Stroh Hemian

 

Those Rats Are Freakin' Me Out Man.

I am getting out of Florida. There are rats doin' it everywhere. No one is safe; dogs, cats and small children have all been victims of the rats. The damage is possibly irreversible in some places.

Ranted by:

Stroh Hemian

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